I picked up my usual box of Frosted Flakes cereal at the grocery store this week, when I noticed the giant GUITAR HERO FREE TOY INSIDE! promotion. The picture took up half of the box cover, with the Guitar Hero brand featured prominently. I figured hey, they must be doing really well, to promote their games to such a mass-market audience like... like everyone who buys cereal.
So when I got home and opened the box, you might say I was a little disappointed. That's a bit of an understatement. I was a bit more, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING. This game is possibly the biggest turd to ever come out of a box of cereals, and that's including the short-lived "Turd Crispies".
First, its in some weird clunky wrist-watch form factor. Maybe 5-year-olds like that, whatever. Not a major gripe, just... whatever.
Second, the 'game' consists of a tiny LCD screen with a few sprites representing musical notes your character is supposed to catch. They 'move' by disappearing from on position and re-appearing in a nearby position. This is the basic principle behind video games and motion pictures, but in this instance there are exactly 3 positions for the notes to ...